Just look at that glorious bastard...
The cool thing is that if I'm out and about and get accosted, I could brain someone. Mother of God, this thing is solid. Now, it will be time to
dick around experiment to figure out what all the settings do. One weird little gripe (so far): You cannot install or remove the lens cap when the lens hood is installed. Nothing major, but a bit of a PITA to have to take the hood off to reinstall the cap.
Update on the flash: So I called USPS today and they verified that, despite having the correct address, they somehow magically sent the flash to a different town. They've opened an investigation and I'll hear back between 24 and 48 hours. I'm thinking that the flash is gone as they've delivered it to some random location (unless it's sitting in the post office in the wrong town). Right now, I'm just hoping that USPS will pay me back for what I spent, if they can't find the package.