I am not a fan of hate reading the internet. I think it is bad for the soul. That being said, I had to share this with the group. It was passed on to me by a fellow Gawker commenter during a conversation about how everyone with a digital camera thinks they are a professional photog (among other things). I truly believe that you will be either entertained, fucking furious, or a little of both.
Here's my fav:
I call it Age Spots and Greasy Ears.
Find your favorites here: You are not a Photographer